if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
Also, bones in the forest are probably just a deer or a raccoon or something, so maybe don’t freak out and call the police every time you find a bone.
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her
“Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best”
This is so pure. OMG
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lmao excellent, i’ll remember to tag ‘em when the post goes live
(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)
Here’s something I did awhile back when I got anon hate saying “you are weak and your family is weak”. It’s not the best but it’s pretty damn good considering that it was done in mspaint and I have dysgraphia.
submitted by @soup-medic
bruh i love it this is some classic fuckin shitposting, i love mspaint.
honestly i’d link yall to some of my mspaint art but uh. i only did it for one fandom and yall know which one it was for
